Showing posts with label Quotable. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotable. Show all posts

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Planning Value

The value in creating plans is not found in blindly following them but in using them as tools to intelligently and proactively manage inevitable change.
Posted by: William W. (Woody) Williams

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Why small is sometimes big

‎"Starting small" doesn't necessarily mean doing small things. Starting step one of massive, complex, daunting goal broken down and prioritized in manageable chunks is "starting small." Starting is the key.
Posted by: William W. (Woody) Williams

Friday, February 24, 2012

Intelligence, talent, and genius

Almost anyone with intelligence and some talent is able to complicate matters; arrive at a solution that is bigger, more complex than the problem. There is, however, a world of difference between intelligence, talent and genius. Some portion of genius is required to solve problems in ways that simplify, rather than complicate, the outcome.
Posted by: William W. (Woody) Williams

Monday, February 20, 2012

Risks and Obstacles

A risk is not an obstacle; it hasn't materialized. Equating risks with impediments or barriers is placing a mental obstacle of our own construction directly in our forward path.
Posted by: William W. (Woody) Williams

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Hyperbole

Hyperbole is the downfall of requirements, proposals, and status reports.
Posted by: William W. (Woody) Williams

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Quotes from the Boss



Project sponsor commenting on results from GUI design session, "I guess with enough practice, any interface is intuitive."


"You get the guys started coding. I'll go find out what the client wants." ~ VP to Project Mangager


"Teamwork is a lot of people doing exactly what I say." ~The Boss

Program Manager and VP discussing potential projects.

VP: "This is a good concept and there's a huge value proposition to it. Unfortunately, we looked at doing the same thing last but decided not to fund the effort."

PM: "Really? That's interesting: Why did you kill the project?"

VP: "Well... we decided it was too hard."

PM: [pause] "This project means millions in ROI and about the same in cost savings. We're not doing it because it's hard?"

VP: [pause] "Yes."

PM: "Should we rethink that?"

VP: "No. It's too hard."


"640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981


Programmer: "This design isn't going to work. We were wrong in our assumptions and we can't deliver it."

Manager: "What will it take to change the project documentation and make it read like we knew this from the start?"



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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Quotable: 20090402

A little risk management saves a lot of fan cleaning. ~ Anon

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Quotable: 20090331

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~ William James

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Quotable: 20090316

Posted by: William W. (Woody) Williams


I had to make some optimistic assumptions to meet the revenue target. In week three, we're visited by an alien named D'utox Inag who offers to share his advanced technology. --Dilbert

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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Quotable: 20090315

Posted by: William W. (Woody) Williams


In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. -- Robert Anderson

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